Chilly and Willy

Do you really know why, ever since art was invented, it's been a constant theme of generational conflict? It's because ever since willy and pussy were invented, old males have been very eager to fuck those who are younger than their wives - the women of their offspring! So it turns out that some spend their entire lives suppressing their primal selves. And some, like the hero of this story, take life into their own hands and begin to take action.